I, Brittney the Cat, am soooooo happy today, I can’t stop purring, can you guess why? You won’t be able to guess I bet!
The wonderful people at Purina have given me some coupons for special food because of me being diabetic. They know that their Fancy Feast Classic SAVED MY LIFE because my mommy told them so, and they are so impressed by how clever I am to write a thank you letter with mommy’s help that they are helping me some more. For a chap in his senior years, at nineteen, having the RIGHT DIET is so important, and those clever Mewtritionists [I think that’s what Mommy said they were called] at Purina know EXACTLY what a fellow needs!
I am in tip-top shape and nobody would think I was even NINE let alone nineteen to look at me, all thanks to eating food that’s low in carbohydrates and full of all the things that make ME full of life!
I say, Purrs for Purrrrrina, because they’ve made me the elegant, debonair and dapper gentleman that I am.